Just a random thought...

That Isaiah Washington is really sinkin' my boner for Bionic Woman. Everytime that chick gets stays all hot and sweaty and is kicking ass, I gotta have Isaiah's homophobic ass show up on my screen. And what makes it worse?? He has speaking lines! I don't need to hear that condescending tone. Damn it.

So they better have that Bionic Woman and that blonde crazy chick either DO IT hard really frickin' soon, or at least make out in the rain in a dream sequence, or like, get that Jennifer Garner to guest star and make out with both of them after some ass kicking, or I'm packing up my balls and my squirt gun and I'm going home!

Nah.

Thank you, I now return you to our regularly scheduled program.